I was hiding tooo it's alright twitter @taxreturnz

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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rob-walks

who can get sex quicker a ugly girl or ugly dude?

tarynel

Ugly girl especially if her ass is fat

westafricanbaby

Definitely ugly girl. Men will sleep with anything.

westafricanbaby

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When i tell you niggas will fuck ANYTHING

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@jehovahhthickness look at this mess😭😭😭

tarynel

Pussy was fire..literally

theliesofrello

The pussy was good as fuck😷😷😷

salutethetyrant

a lot of y’all don’t know you’re the “anything” you speak of.

everydayfixxx

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joshpeck
homocorn

spending 90$ all at once: bad

spending 30$ three days in a row: somehow not a problem

the-armed-utahn

Realizing after three days that $90 still came out of your account:

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schmuddel

How the hell are you people so bad with money

emperilysm

Monkey brain not evolved to deal with numbers larger than 5

duke-of-derpington

Grug not accustomed to fiat paper

the-loveliest-lies

Me see things and want them. I just have to give them plastic card. Which they’ll give right back so I don’t rlly lose anything

that-one-fat-guy-over-there
lusilly

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

“oh you know…the people who go to the moon”

alwaysactually

#wizard kids like #hahhahaha #you cant GO to the moon #its not a PLACE #muggleborn like….. d o. y ou.. h ave sc ience… at this scho ol..

josiephone

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world

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conorayne

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theponderingponds

and he was supposed to be the expert

that-one-fat-guy-over-there

Hufflepuff has wifi and the purebloods are pissed they can’t figure out a calculator or ball point pens